The Common Clause

                                   

Hey guys out there. Good day to you all. Well, you can read this piece of writing, some, with an air of expectation that you can relate this to your personal life. The article ought to have the title as 'Crazy people' , Crazy since I am relating this article to the life we lead in college. In guy's perspective two years of hardcore studies with pillow sized books, river bed of equations, looking so dumb( well really!! ) hi- fi teachers getting hard on us.

After all this work they say “Just two years and enter college you will enjoy Life”. That's School for you.

And enters college life leaving us with 'out of world' expectations, free hours, lots of bunks, no pressure to study, new bikes, coolers, mobile phones, cool dude looks,and comes the first day where a strict faced man with a fat belly announcing himself , as a professor, clears his throat and “Every student should maintain 75 % attendance, and any bunking of classes, by students ought to bring their parents and … Blah! Blah!..! “YAWN..!!”

The world is surely alive to screw things up man, not even fifteen days to bunk in a semester eh..!! ..”And there will be periodical cycle tests and class tests conducted on alternate days and performance cards , will be sent to parents via post and blah.. blah..!!” oops!! got to find the area post-man huh “AGAIN..YAWN..!!”.

Well now goes life in college, usual lab classes, tough going theory periods, with home works given at this age, got to refer two to three books per semester, when the number of subjects per semester in Nine!! Oh My..!!. Got to Mug for theory papers and problematic paper, well it ought to pose problems( lols..!!) and the one and only book guys refer (well that's secret!!.. ) and within all this guys we got to Bunk!!

Wow Man what a life, free from professors words, peaceful life, happy mingle among friends, no hide and seek to speak, can do whatever we want, movies, games, fry some nuts, exchange of numbers, and at the end of the day. “Well whats gonna happen tomorrow?” Oh My..!! got to go to the doctor, ready up an Medical Certificate, and above all practice my dad's sign and hand over the leave letter,

“Well were you really sick?”. Guy coughs up “ahem ahem..”

Reason accepted. “Phew..!!”. Its cool got to try this once more!!.

Here comes the Semester exams, “Aw..!! so soon but I do not have any guides , ah class notes, “what is that?””. Run spend an evening at xerox shop, now we realize how the business comes to these fellows, nice job man. Come mug the answers whole night, “Aw..!! my son is reading the whole night poor chap..” Mom exclaims, and enter the examination hall , question paper received with wet hands, “..quest 1, I guess I know the answer,.. quest 2 'clean bold', 3..4..5.. I guess I can pull it off, Oh My!!.. I forgot Quest 4!!”.

Teacher's Perspective:

All Staff Meeting with the HOD at center.

Teacher 1: See they have made the question paper very tough, the students are not concentrating at all, very complacent they are, rules ought to be more strict.

Teacher 2: Yes I agree with you, see these fellows , bunking and enjoying , this is college, but they don't realize that and pass is not the only criterion, they need to get more marks and above all secure ranks.

Class committee member(student's representative): “Blinking..!!”

HOD(Clears her throat): going to make one hour test compulsory , every day. No more relaxation of rules, and anybody bunking classes hereafter ought to bring their parents next day, do you get it Class committee member.

Well nods like a puppet.: “Yes Madam..!!”.

After all this buzz who is really crazy? Point to ponder..!!